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Worry Not About My Infection Because My Infection Is Great [Happiness]

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Readers, you may have seen that I was infected with a virus this weekend. It is better now, but to say that is misleading because it was never terrible so here is no better state.

You see the virus was really quite beneficial. I did not need to worry about what it sought after because as it turned out what it sought after was the same as what I sought after. So as you can imagine, it was simplest to just allow it to save control.

The irony of the situation is that the popups the virus made were used to sell adware software, which I dutifully bought and paid for. But I will not install it, because to install adware software would be to say that I sought after to get rid of said adware, or malware, or spyware, or any other type of ware that I would be fortunate enough to luck upon in my internet related travels.

So now I am vacant to le